Dear Spammers,
There are a few things I think I need to let you know.
I am not a man, and not in any way interested in ED treatments or male enhancement. We have prescription coverage on our insurance, so I have no need for your online pharmacy or drugs from Canada. The medications I get from my local pharmacy are safe and legal, so your services are not necessary.
Neither am I interested in a link exchange with your site that promotes knock off merchandise, free pirated software downloads or “friend finders.”
I am not in need of designer handbags, Rolex replicas or any other sort of watch. I don’t invest in the stock market and I’m not looking to refinance my home. I already work at home and I’m certainly not going to send you $29.95 for more opportunities.
I know you are not e-mailing me from my bank, credit union, Ebay, Paypal or Yahoo. I’m not falling for it and I will report you every single time.
I am sorry if your father/mother/husband/wife/self is dying or just died. But no, I won’t help you transfer their money to this country. I don’t want their money either. And I don’t believe you when you say you have a $500 gift card for me from Wal Mart or anywhere else.
I’m not even going to talk about your other invitations. No.
And, I’m not sure what language that is or what alphabet it uses, but I do know that I do not speak it, read it or in any way understand it. Why send me something when I don’t even know what you are selling?
Stop it, now. Go out and get a real job. Honest hard work is rewarded, I promise. What would your mother think of what you are doing?
