How to Eat Applesauce

In the interest of actually posting something, this is how you eat applesauce. At least it’s how to eat “applesauces” if you are RM.

1. Tug on the refrigerator door until everything on top of it shakes and rattles and the door finally opens.
2. Get the applesauce out.
3. If you happen to burp during the process, say “scussies.”
4. Get your favorite spoon from the drawer - the blue one.
5. Climb up on the desk by Mom and have her open the lid. Make sure every single tiny little bit of silver lid part comes off.
6. The first spoonfull has to be a huge one, so you have to open your mouth as big as possible.
7. Slurp the next few bites off the spoon, making as much noise as possible.
8. Share a bite or two with mom, and rub a little in her hair for good measure.
9. Scrape the sides of the cup repeatedly, screaming “all gone.”
10. Ask for more “sauces” and repeat the above steps, but this time with the green spoon.

May 6th, 2008 Posted by Tracy | Family | 2 comments